The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for study break;
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits for my grades' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown
for Thou art with me.
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me answers in my moments of blankness;
Thou annointest my head with understanding.
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognise.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me
all the days of my examinations,
and I shall not have to dwell in this misery forever.
Amen.
-unknown
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for study break;
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits for my grades' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown
for Thou art with me.
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me answers in my moments of blankness;
Thou annointest my head with understanding.
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognise.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me
all the days of my examinations,
and I shall not have to dwell in this misery forever.
Amen.
-unknown
Hohoho...Something to put a smile on your faces this dreary season!